Common People

Gap-toothed slackjawed knuckle-dragging jug-eared plastic-pant-wearing fat lazy Jeremy-Kyle loving McDonald meal chomping greasy-fagging e-smoking binge-drinking tattooed common-as-muck slime-skinned bug-eyed w-k-d sugar-junkie kebab-monkey work-shy bath-shy salad-shy degenerate voted-labour-all-my-life animal scumbag toerag time-wasting coffin-dodging bed-blocking dregs common-common-common-common compost-on-legs.

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