All Dried Up Inside And Getting Old

She wears leopard skin print and boots up to the knee,
puts blusher on her face where her cheeks used to be.
She drives a fast car in a scarlet shade of red,
sleeping on her own but has a double bed.
Even in the summer she moans about the cold.
All dried up inside and getting old.

She had a husband Jim.
I think he died of something like exhaustion
but she took care of him.
She always cared for anything financial,
but that was many years ago.

(solo)

She does shopping in the village and business in the town
on even days she stays in to top up her brown.
She moans about the service in every single place
She's on a special diet but still stuffs her face.
Likes it when she's telling and not when she is told.
All dried up inside and getting old.

She had a husband Jim.
I think he died of something like exhaustion
but she took care of him.
She always cared for anything financial,
but that was many years ago.

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